Happy World

First post on this blog and I go creepy. I introduce you to 'Happy World'. 

Oscar Mike Golf!

The theme song seems to go on and on describing doing mundane things and telling us it is happy world. (Is it? Because, I am only thirty seconds in and these costumed trolls are scaring the shit out of me! )

Burn my eyes, please!

After 2 minutes and 30 seconds of theme song, we finally get into the show. Our acid victim troll friend, tells us today's show is about dreams. (Could be this is a dream?) He tells us about closing our eyes and traveling to a far away land that is scwary. (His words) The troll goes on to explain that it is all in our head. (He probably duggars people while they sleep.)

Acid victim troll, who we do not have a name for yet, wants an explanation on dreams. He heads off to see his friend, Blue for answers. Or at least, I think that is what he says. He has a very bad lisp.

I am not sitting on his lap.

We are passed off to Blue, who looks like every other drunken hillbilly I've seen but, in puppet form. He is going to explain dreams to us. Of course, he has to be all mystical on us. And then suddenly, a plush fish appears on screen dangling from an off screen hand. 

Somebody wanted to show off their carnival prize.

I was too distracted by the floating fish to listen to Blue explain about weird and scary dreams. And also some mumbling about cellry. (Not a typo, that is how they say, celery.)

Sorry Blue.

After some talking about dreams and whatever else, he sends us to Happy and Giggles to see some dream action. We see Acid victim troll and a lady in bed. (So, I guess his name is Happy. What is happy about seeing him?)

The two creepers turn off the light and go to bed. We hear, "Oh Happy!" shouted in the dark. (Bow chicka bow wow.) Damn, no creepy troll sex, she just wants a dream journal. The joke is on them, neither of them can write. They deciede to tell each other their drweams. (His baby talk is driving me up the wall!)

Look at her nasty feet!

A fooking red ball of something, begins to speak to them telling them to shut up. Happy and Giggles switch off the light again. And I am hearing a lot moaning from Giggles. 

After seconds of darkness and troll moaning, Giggles whines about not being able to sleep. The red ball thing and Happy tell her to think of cellry to fall asleep, read a book, do anything because they want to sleep. To note, the red ball thing seems pretty fed up with living with them.

Happy goes off to get his whiny lady a book. Only to discover she can't read. (Ugh!) She demands that Happy get her a picture book. Happy retrieves the book and hands it over, somehow not beating her in the face with it. Giggles bitches about the book being too scary. She then makes Happy get one about butterflies. (I want to throat punch her. Good luck, Happy.) Not happy with receiving the book she tacks on a box of cellry. (I can't do this!) 

After fetching a box of cellry for Giggles, Happy lectures her on eating cellry before bed. (Why the hell, did you get her a big ass box of celery in the first place? And when is this boring sketch going to end?) 

The lights go out again and we hear that suspicious moaning. The clock begins to tick through the night.

Can we just have a show about this?

After a moment of clock ticking, black screens, and Blue sleeping, we have a black screen of screaming. Turns out Happy scared Giggles. And the red ball thing has something to say about it. His comment seems to suggest that if he wasn't was made of rubber he'd would have been killed. The verdict is, Happy had a nightmare. (He must have seen his face.) Nope, it turns out he was dreaming about flying sea creatures.

Happy gives us a montage of flying sea creatures and some creepy music with it to boot.

Watch out for those sea frogs, Happy!

We tune back in to the um, real world, where Happy starts to interview the red ball thing and Giggles about their dreams. The red ball thing is all like, screw you, I'm a ball. Giggles didn't dream either. She says something about butterflies, but honestly, I can't understand her. I do know that she did in fact, eat all the cellry. 

Happy tells Giggles she is probably going to dream about cellry. And some how we cut to Blue who states he does. Giggles insists she is going to dream about butterflies. (All right, Mariah Carey.)

The red ball thing, the only one with a brain, tells them, "Shut off the light. And let a fricking ball rest!"

Back to the clock ticking... (I feel like this is a timer for when Jane Slicker looses it.)

While waiting for these losers to dream, Blue comes back to tell us we can make ourselves dream of a certain thing. Like cellry! But other times, it can be unexpected things. Like cellry! 

Please tell me how to dream about a young Michael Nesmith.

Back to the blackness and moaning, man these trolls make sex noises a lot. Giggles starts screaming. I am guessing Happy hit the wrong hole. Oh no, she was having a nightmare too. And she dreamed about cellry. (This could have been a drinking game.) 

We flash into her dream. Giggles is walking through the woods, when a stationary piece of giant cellry looks at her angrily. It then begins to hop after her. Finally, it falls on her and looks like it is cellry raping her. WTF! (I would have taken a screen shot but, it was way too pixelated. It censored itself.) 

I would pay that cellry to beat her in the head.

Happy and Giggles decide to blame their shitty dreaming on Blue. It is all his fault that they sucks. Hell, it is probably his fault that this show sucks also. 

Blue may have felt the blame flames because, he was stuttering to explain himself. Finally he blurts out REM (not the band) is when most dreams happen. Happy and Giggles, give a disappointed look. This makes Blue spurt out more crap about dreaming.

The red ball thing just wants this all to end, so he can sleep and stop listening to these crazies. 

Best and most sane one of the bunch.

Happy and Giggles decide to use reverse phycology on their dreams. The red ball thing is fed up and suggest they just roll with it. 

It goes black and we hear snoring. We have a few second of peace as we stare at a red ball and three blue balls for a minute or two. I am assuming this a break from the annoyance of our main characters.

The least annoying part of this show.

Back to Blue, he acts as if he has unraveled the universe with his blabbing about dreams. Blue then cuts it short because, he has to wake up the cellry. (I swear, next time I see a stick of celery, I am going to beat the crap out of it.)

The episode ends with Happy explaining he is still dumb when it comes to dreams or drweams. 

I am so glad I don't ever have to see you again.

I am so happy I do not do weekly reviews on this show. It almost killed me. First off it is creepy. The puppets all look like they were dumped in acid. It was as boring as watching your grandma knit. Oh, and on the closing credits, it turns out if I would have listened better it states that Giggles is Happy's sister. I guess that Duggar joke fit. So, Happy World gets a 1 out of 5 creepy trolls.

If you want to torture yourself or use this as cruel and unusual punishment, you can watch this episode on Youtube. Just remember I warned you.